Funny Answers to Things I Can Live Without
OkCupid asks their users to fill out several questions on their dating profiles.
We recite several of these answers from user profiles Verbatim in #DateMe.
One of our favorites that we employ in the show is:
What Are The Six Things You lot Can't Alive Without?
Seems like a elementary question. But this can reveal A LOT about someone's personality:
- Are you going to put your best foot forward?
- Make a joke?
- Take it also seriously?
- Be too literal?
Speaking of being Likewise LITERAL, since nosotros wrote #DateMe: An OkCupid Experiment, OkCupid has inverse this section on their site to read:
"Vi Things I Could Never Practise Without"…
I'one thousand 99.9% certain this is because at to the lowest degree 50% of people put:
Air, Food, Shelter, Water, etc.
I know this because when I did The Experiment I saw WAY too many people thinking they were being VERY clever by writing these answers.
And when we ask our #DateMe audience volunteers for their 6 Things they oftentimes say some variation of the above.
At present, for the purposes of it just being Funnier and more specific to say "Can't Live Without", we've left the original verbiage in the show. But…
#DateMe Doesn't End On The Phase
The show is interactive. And we want to interact with yous BEYOND our ii-hour show.
So we ask our audience to Tweet THEIR 6 Things. And we've gotten some really interestinganswers.
We now present:
This Week's 6 Things Yous Can't Live Without
We asked. You lot Tweeted:
And Speaking Of WEIRDNESS…
When we started #DateMe two years agone, DateMe Diaries didn't exist withal.
Which means we have Tons of Archival 6 Things that have never seen the light of day!
Over the coming weeks, we'll highlight our Favorites.
So here are this week'south…
6 Things WE Tin can't Live Without (AKA, Our Best Favorites)
The Sweetness…
Aww.. Claire, that's and so adorable! And NORMAL (which can't be said for some of these)
Meme Themes…
Um… Dearest the specifics of Rosie O'Donnell Cult Classics.
And I can only assumed you're referring to 1000. Night Shyamalan'due south "Wide Awake".
Correct? I thought so.
Also, appreciate that you dearest Drake Memes. Hither are some Classics:
This next guy loves Memes, in general.
Aww… Kebin. If you lot're questioning if this list makes y'all bonny to females? The respond is
"Yes. It's EVERYTHING a woman wants."
A guy who searches for Memes while he eats meatballs & nacho cheese, spends his coin on weed, and loves… "pussy"
Repeaters…
Hey, sometimes y'all can't come up with a full six Things and you accept to repeat 1.
Charlie, we get information technology. One time Nuggets isn't plenty.
Also, appreciate your spelling of "grammar".
And, Kelli, if yous're gonna echo, at least y'all're specific. Combining Peanut Butter & Froyo is a bright choice.
Honestly, I just wanted an alibi to post this Giant Motion picture of Deliciousness.
Cocky Deprecation (MY FAVORITE)…
I Always love good Self-Deprecation. Probably considering this is the type of linguistic communication I employ when speaking to (ahem… berating) myself.
"Non Taking Care Of Myself"
and
"When People Hang Upward On Me Mid Sentence"
Tells me And then much about how you view yourself, Dan. And I LOVE it!!!
It'due south Time For Our Weekly Roundup.
Every week we characteristic our favorite moments from the previous calendar week'due south #DateMe audience, posing the question, "Would YOU Appointment Our Audience?"
Nosotros're pretty certain the respond is Aye. Because they're Hilarious!
We had submissions via:
- Snapchat
Follow us on those platforms!
And read on to see it all. Who knows. YOU might exist featured!!!
Profile Names
We enquire our audience to create their ain Profile Names.
This calendar week's winners are:
Again with the Self-Deprecation!
This Is Pretty Much EVERY Interaction In My Life.
I'll meet someone, I think we're going to click. They requite me a window of introduction:
"Hey, I'one thousand…"
And before they can finish I blurt out…
"Be My Friend!"
Ok. Maybe I don't blurt it out. But all of my thoughts, deportment, and my general personality REEK of this type of desperation.
I Wish I Was More than Confident Like This Girl:
Yeah, KEWT daughter. You OWN it!
And "Slutti But Kewt" is better than existence "Slutti But An Uggo".
#DateMe Photo Booth
Every bit always, I'll shut out this mail service with some of my favorite photos from the #DateMe Photograph Booth & testify this week.
There were TOO many practiced ones to choose from! If you want a bigger view, just click the photo.
Await How Much Fun Everyone Is Having!
I hateful, seriously. If y'all're in Chicago, get your butt down to Upwardly Comedy Club for #DateMe: An OkCupid Experiment THIS WEEKEND!
Tweet YOUR 6 Things To Be Featured In Hereafter Posts.
AND don't forget to follow DateMe Diaries on ALL the platforms for daily content:
Much Love,
Robyn
Source: https://datemediaries.com/2017/03/31/6-things-you-cant-live-without/
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